Eschatologyology

Eschatologyology

At 4:45, I agreed to a transfer of assets
At 5:32, I took control of the assets
At 6:00, I issued a statement:
"There are problems, there are problems"
At 7:23, I made an initial audit
At 8:45, I removed the redundancies
At 8:56, I issued a statement:
"There are still problems, there are still problems"

I'm wallowing in the muck
I'm up to my eyeballs in shit
Everywhere I look, there's filth
Everywhere I look, there's decay

At 9:06, I implemented key strategies
At 9:11, I implemented secondary strategies
At 9:32, I circulated my strategy document
At 9:33, I revised my strategy document
9:37, execution
9:45, follow through
9:49, clean up
10:05, closure
At 10:06, I issued a statement:
"There are problems, there are problems."

I'm wallowing in the muck
I'm up to my eyeballs in shit
Everywhere I look, there's filth
Everywhere I look, there's decay