When Am I Gonna Get It?

I asked the sniper
When am I gonna get shot?
I asked the fire
When am I gonna get hot?
I asked the rain
When am I gonna get wet?
I asked the void
When am I gonna not get?

I asked the governor
When am I gonna get parole?
I asked Gurdjieff
When am I gonna get a soul?
I asked the fixer
When am I gonna get fixed?
I asked the captain
When am I gonna get picked?

I asked the saints
When are you gonna intercede?
I asked Jesus
When are you gonna die for me?
I asked the devil
If this pact we agree
You gotta tell me
When are you gonna come for me?

I asked the banquet
When am I gonna get replete?
I asked the cannibal
When am I gonna get eat?
I asked the lobster
When are we gonna get boiled?
And the burgers
When are we gonna get broiled?

I asked my mother
When am I gonna get born?
I asked my brother
When is it gonna be my turn?
I asked the king
Am I the next in line?
I asked my father
When will all of this be mine?

I asked the pusher
When am I gonna get high?
I asked the pieman
When am I gonna get pie?
I asked the fish shop
When am I gonna get fish?
I asked the genie
When am I gonna get a wish?

I asked the sunshine
When am I gonna get hot?
I asked the gunman
When am I gonna get shot?
I asked the leech
When am I gonna get bled?
I asked the innkeeper
When am I gonna get a bed?

I asked the cobbler
When am I gonna get shoes?
I asked the tv
When am I gonna get news?
I asked the butcher
When am I gonna get some meat?
I asked the boxer
When am I gonna get beat?

I asked my boss
When am I gonna get paid?
I asked my love
When am I gonna get laid?
I asked my foe
When am I gonna get you?
I asked the nurse
When am I gonna get flu?

I asked the warder
When am I gonna get free?
I asked the shrink
When am I gonna get me?
I asked the state
When am I gonna get a vote?
I asked the writer
When am I gonna get wrote?

I asked the bank
When am I gonna get credit?
I asked for food -
When am I gonna get fed it?
I asked the forger
When am I gonna get a fake?
I asked for mercy -
When am I gonna get a break?

I asked the school
When am I gonna get smart?
I asked the surgeon
When am I gonna get a heart?
I asked the witch
When am I gonna get hexed?
I asked the seer
What am I gonna get next?

I asked the people
When am I gonna get heard?
I asked my mates
When am I gonna get a bird?
I asked the junkie
When am I gonna get some junk?
I asked the rhythm
When am I gonna get the funk?

I asked the judge
When am I gonna get off?
I asked the virus
When am I gonna get a cough?
I asked the gym
When am I gonna get fit?
I asked for more -
When am I gonna get it?

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What I wanna know is
When am I gonna get it?
When am I gonna get it?

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What I wanna know is
When am I gonna get it?
When am I gonna get it?